Boil your eggs in a large pot of salted water for 10 minutes.
While the eggs are boiling, let’s make the sauce: Add in your mayo, both mustards and your spices. Give it a really good stir until it looks luscious and bright yellow.
Add in your sugar and your milk and stir again. Taste, then set aside.
When the 10 minute timer hits, take your eggs out out of the hot water and place them down into a bowl with icy cold water, for at least 5 mins “to chill."
Peel your eggs, rinsing them off to make sure we don’t have any shell residue.
Toss your peeled eggs into your bowl. Take your masher or a sturdy fork and break them down. We’re looking for a "chunky-meets-creamy" texture.* OPTIONAL: use a food processor for a smoother “hummus” appearance Add your mashed eggs to the “sauce,” then give it a good mix!
This is the best part! Grab a cracker and try it. Does it need a pinch more salt? A bit more "zip" from the Dijon? Make it yours!
Spread the dip into a pretty shallow bowl. Sprinkle a little more paprika over the top if you wish, and serve it up with buttery crackers, toasted baguette or even some crisp celery sticks for a fresh crunch.